Your Penis is Glorious - Rude Valentine's Card for Him

Our premium Hammered Greeting Cards offer a beautifully textured surface, adding an elegant and luxurious feel to every occasion.

We currently offer a selection of designs tailored for special moments throughout the year.

Crafted from high-quality, thick 225 gsm hammered cardstock, these greeting cards provide a professional finish that enhances your handwritten or printed messages.

Each greeting card comes with a perfectly matched envelope, ensuring a polished presentation and secure mailing.

Please note: The card may come in either 5x7 or 6x6 inches in size depending on warehouse stock.

We package and ship all of our products in protective packaging for maximum protection, ensuring that your order arrives in perfect condition every time.